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GEORGE CARLIN - RELIGION



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You Are All Diseased - 1999. Eleventh George Carlin concert special.
BUT HE LOVES YOU
AND HE NEEDS MONEY
HOLY SHIT
war, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and THE ICE CAPADES
SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE
SOMETHING IS FUCKED UP
OFFICE TEMP WITH A BAD ATTITUDE
DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
MINDLESS, RELIGIOUS ROBOT MINDLESSLY AND AIMLESSLY AND BLINDLY BELIEVING THAT ALL OF THIS IS IN THE HANDS OF A SPOOKY, INCOMPETENT FATHER FIGURE WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE SUN
IF I CAN SEE SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW, IT KIND OF HELPS THE CREDIBILITY ALONG
SUN WORSHIP
SPECIAL BUILDING WHERE WE ALL GATHER ONCE A WEEK TO COMPARE CLOTHING
I DON'T PRAY
I WOULDN'T PRESUME ON OUR FRIENDSHIP
IT'S NOT NICE AND NO WAY TO TREAT A FRIEND
YOU KNOW, THE 1 WITH THE EYE PATCH AND THE CLUB FOOT
WHAT ABOUT THE DIVINE PLAN?
FINE, BUT IF IT'S GOD'S WILL AND HE'S GONNA DO WHAT HE WANTS TO ANYWAY, WHY THE FUCK BOTHER PRAYING IN THE FIRST PLACE?
IT'S ALL VERY CONFUSING
I PRAY TO JOE PESCI
IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH WITH A SIMPLE BASEBALL BAT
IT'S ALL THE SAME
3 LITTLE PIGS
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
HUMPTY DUMPTY
February 6, 1999
RELIGION IS BULLSHIT
1999 Comedy (Comedian George Carlin)
# "Religion"
# "There is No God"


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I can't stand when ... ( 1 month ago by loafpork)
I can't stand when they just copy and paste some bullshit from their book.
5:14 Uclid's Penis- wants to fuck your mother in the ass while Roman's Farts 9:11 tells you to wait for your government to use biological attacks to instate martial law and put you in a fema camp.
haha..agreed ( 1 month ago by godlesspatriot)
haha..agreed
actually, you are ... ( 1 month ago by fdballer50)
actually, you are way, way off. in more ways than one.
Now he is dead and ... ( 4 weeks ago by JesusChristisSaviour)
Now he is dead and atheists sure do worship him! weird!
You sad, sexually ... ( 3 weeks ago by Immortalgrim)
You sad, sexually repressed, emotionally repressed religious people enjoy yourself and stop worshiping the manmade gods you've been deceived to serve the rich and powerful and they didn't even have to tell you directly they hire that child molesting priest to do that for them lol! that is why they call you the "common citizen" another term for ignorant, obedient, slaves I laugh at you eternally!
no santa doesent ... ( 3 weeks ago by hamisharn)
no santa doesent exist.if he did exist then people would be reporting all around the world every christmas he is there delivering preasents, it was a story made up for children. you cant prove or disprove god so why dedicate your life to religion?
maybe i need to be ... ( 3 weeks ago by hamisharn)
maybe i need to be more lenient towards religion, i mean some people really do need an imaginary friend to get through life.
give me your proof ... ( 3 weeks ago by bagpulainvarata)
give me your proof that santa doesn't exist, or shall i believe your word? saying give me proof that something doesn't exist, is the most fucking retarded thing in the world. bring proof of something that doesn't exist?hmm... you can bring proof that something exists, but you can't bring proof that something doesn't exist. maybe the pharaohs of egypt didn't exist, maybe the hiroglyphs are just stories...
lol ( 3 weeks ago by giggles1987)
lol
lol.. yeah... haha ( 3 weeks ago by giggles1987)
lol.. yeah... haha
your an idiot lol.. ... ( 3 weeks ago by bigcatz4455)
your an idiot lol....
you served it.. ( 3 weeks ago by bigcatz4455)
you served it..
jesuschristsaviour: ... ( 3 weeks ago by gabonicabitis)
jesuschristsaviour: "Now he is dead and atheists sure do worship him! weird!"
that is a quite a statement coming from a christian
All that is going ... ( 2 weeks ago by 7Christian)
All that is going on murder, disease, hunger etc is due to sin. Due to whats going on in the world HIS RETURN IS VERY SOON.
II Timothy 3:2 "There will be terrible times in the last days. People will be lovers of themselves,lovers of money, boastful,proud,abusive,disobedient to their parents,ungrateful,unholy,without love,unforgiving,slanderous,without self-control,brutal,not lovers of good, treacherous,rash,conceited,lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God-"
George Carlin has ... ( 2 weeks ago by Esuric86)
George Carlin has confused corrupted religion created by power hungry evil men with that of true spirituality and understanding of God.
100% agree with you ... ( 2 weeks ago by amirr84)
100% agree with you...
hahahahahahaha "... ... ( 2 weeks ago by ohmyfsm)
hahahahahahaha "...but he loves you"
brilliant!!!
theres an invisible ... ( 1 week ago by Sasukesmine78)
theres an invisible man that lives in the sky that watches everything you do!
man i wish he was still here.
religion is bullshit ( 1 week ago by T3KNOLOG3)
religion is bullshit
5:30 ( 1 week ago by Lanzaer)
5:30
7:00 - 7:10. ... ( 1 week ago by demetriuscastor)
7:00 - 7:10. brilliant deduction
totally ( 1 week ago by Sasukesmine78)
totally
Well said. ( 1 week ago by L1025)
Well said.
if he is going to ... ( 3 days ago by WHYCANTIFINDONE)
if he is going to heaven.
i think i'd rather go to that place before the punchline "but he loves you"



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